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Encore un mème de couples...

Une liste de couples préférés selon différents critères. Le genre de choses que j'adore, quoi. :-) Pris à ylg.

Les catégories sont en anglais, je ne suis pas sûre de toutes les avoir bien interprêtées... si vous trouve ce que j'ai dit bizarre, ça doit vouloir dire que j'ai pas compris la question.

Spoilers respectivement : épisode 45 de FMA, tome 20 de Bleach, tome 2 de HP, saison 7 de Buffy, saison 2 de Slayers, fin d'Utena.



"One True Pairing" Ship: Scar/Lust
"One True Threesome" Ship: Ed/Winry/Al
"Canon" Ship: Scar/Lust (mais si, ça l'est !). Pour une définition plus restreinte de canon, Izumi/Sieg.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Roy/Liza, Greed/Martel, Ed/Winry
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ed/Al
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Dante/Roze
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: J'ai écrit du Lust/Martel et du Scar!Envy/Lust ; je crois que ça compte.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Al/Martel, Winry/Scieszka, Greed/Kimblee, Winry/Paninya
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Dante/Hohenheim!Envy (le pire, c'est que je ne suis pas sûre que ça ne soit jamais arrivé)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Armstrong/Fury (désolée...)
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Selim/Elysia
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Roy/Ed
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Roy/Liza
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Greed/Lust
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Greed/Wrath, Sloth/Archer
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Dante/Roze, Envy/Wrath
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Roy/Hugues

Favorite Devotionship: Greed/Martel
Favorite Nevermetship: Izumi/Sloth
Favorite Abuseship: Dante/Roze
Favorite Rapeship: euh... Laylah avait parlé d'un Martel/Kimblee (oui, dans ce sens là), et je suis un peu déçue qu'elle ne l'ait jamais fait.
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Winry/Scieszka
Favorite Pervyship: Kimblee/Archer
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Greed/Kimblee
Ships you created: Izumi/Sloth, Wrath/Nina





"One True Pairing" Ship: Argh, c'est dur de choisir... Orihime/Tatsuki
"One True Threesome" Ship: Ichigo/Rukia/Renji !
"Canon" Ship: Shunsui/Nanao
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Ichigo/Rukia, Gin/Kira, Gin/Rangiku
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ikakku/Kira
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Aizen/Momo
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Aizen/Tousen
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Kira/Momo, Gin/Rangiku, Renji/Rukia
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Aizen/Gin/Tousen ^^;;
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Keigô/Mizuirô
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Ishida/Nemu, Shuuhei/Kira
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Hitsugaya/Momo, Ganjû/Hanatarô
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Ichigo/Rukia
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Aizen/Ulquiorra
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Urahara/Ichigo
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Ichigo/Rukia ! :-)
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Orihime/Tatsuki

Favorite Devotionship: Yoruichi/SoiFong
Favorite Nevermetship: Tousen/Orihime
Favorite Abuseship: Gin/Kira, Aizen/Momo (j'peux pas choisir)
Favorite Rapeship: Pas facile... Une conversation avec Nighty avait mentionné du Gin/Ichigo... Bah, Gin/à peu près n'importe qui, franchement.
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Orihime/Tatsuki
Favorite Pervyship: Gin/Kira
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: J'sais pas trop... Ikakku/Yumichika ?
Ships you created: Shuuhei/Isane





"One True Pairing" Ship: Sirius/Remus
"One True Threesome" Ship: J'en ai pas vraiment... mais parmi les déformations de triangles amoureux, je trouve que Ron/Hermione/Krum pourrait être rigolo.
"Canon" Ship: Arthur/Molly !
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Hagrid/Olympe
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hermione/Draco
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Tom/Ginny
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: James/Severus (la faute à Aliona !)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Ginny/Luna
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Hum... Bellatrix/Narcissa ?
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Dean/Seamus (la faute à Isil !)
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Dumbledore/Pomfresh (la faute à Ben ! Je suis horriblement influençable, sur ce fandom)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Harry/Draco, Snape/Harry
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Ron/Hermione
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Hermione/Luna
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Draco/Luna
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Tom/Ginny
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Ron/Hermione

Favorite Devotionship: Voldemort/Bellatrix
Favorite Nevermetship: Dudley/Crabbe/Goyle (la faute à Ben, toujours)
Favorite Abuseship: James/Severus (voir plus haut pour la responsable)
Favorite Rapeship: Elle est toujours dure, cette question... tiens, pourquoi pas Voldemort/Lucius ?
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Ginny/Luna
Favorite Pervyship: Lucius/Narcissa (la faute à evil_mely)
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Hum, je sais pas trop... pourquoi pas Voldemort/Dumbledore ?
Ships you created: Marietta/Cho





"One True Pairing" Ship: Willow/Oz et Willow/Tara (NON, je ne choisirai pas, et oui, je sais que le fait qu'ils soient contradictoires est contraire à la définition de OTP. Tant pis.)
"One True Threesome" Ship: Angelus/Drusilla/Spike ? Ou Xander/Andrew/Anya ? Le choix est difficile...
"Canon" Ship: Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Buffy/Angel, Spike/Drusilla, Buffy/Spike, Xander/Anya ;-)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Warren/Andrew
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Giles/Buffy (j'aime vraiment pas celui-là)
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Angelus/Drusilla, Riley/Sandy
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Warren/Andrew
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Andrew/Anya
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Spike/Harmony
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Andrew/Amanda
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Dawn/Amanda
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Je sais pas si tout le monde aime, mais bien que ça soit canon, je n'ai jamais accroché au Willow/Kennedy. Dans le non-canon, je n'ai jamais compris la popularité du Spike/Alex
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Angel/Buffy
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Caleb/The First Evil
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Spike/Andrew, Drusilla/Dawn
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Angel/Buffy... ou Spike/Buffy... ou Xander/Anya... argh...
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Angel/Buffy

Favorite Devotionship: Warren/Andrew
Favorite Nevermetship: Drusilla/Dawn (la faute à Marc !)
Favorite Abuseship: Hum... Buffy/Spike saisons 5 et 6 ? ^^;;
Favorite Rapeship: Willow vampire/Willow, éventuellement Faith/Xander (dans ce sens-là, bien sûr)
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Genki ? Je vois pas trop... Xander/Anya dans leurs bons jours...
Favorite Pervyship: Ethan/Giles
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Faith/Wood peut être fun, dans cette catégorie.
Ships you created: Je crois pas, non.





"One True Pairing" Ship: Zelgadis/Amelia
"One True Threesome" Ship: Je sais pas trop... Zelas/Dynast/Dolphin serait esthétique (et fun !)
"Canon" Ship: Lina/Gourry (et Zanglus/Martina,soyons fous)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Zelgadis/Amelia, Filia/Valgarv, Garv/Valgarv
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Lina/Zelgadis
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Rezo/Ellis
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Hum... Zelas/n'importe qui. On va dire Zelas/Sylphiel, pour être vraiment crade
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Sylphiel/Gourry
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Xelloss/Lina
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Les couples que je ne connais que par ouï-dire... Luke/Mileena et Dynast/Shayla.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Sylphiel/Milgazia
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Filia/Xelloss
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Zelgadis/Amelia
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Zelas/Dolphin
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Xelloss/Valgarv
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Garv/Valgarv
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Zelgadis/Amelia

Favorite Devotionship: Garv/Valgarv, Ellis/Rezo
Favorite Nevermetship: Sylphiel/Milgazia
Favorite Abuseship: Xelloss/Martina (canon, en milieu de saison 2)
Favorite Rapeship: Comme je déteste cette question... je me souviens avoir discuté de Xelloss/Amelia, une fois...
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Rody/Merylune
Favorite Pervyship: Zelas/Xelloss
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Hum... Zelas/Garv ou Zelas/Dolphin.
Ships you created: Je ne crois pas (puisque je n'en ai jamais fait, de Sylphiel/Milgazia, finalement)





(pour ceux qui veulent une traduc par rapport à la VF, demandez...)
"One True Pairing" Ship: Taikôbô/Fugen
"One True Threesome" Ship: Je vois pas trop, là... dans la catégorie très sale mais envisageable, il y aurait Dakki/Chu-ô/Kyôhi.
"Canon" Ship: Yukyô/KiHatsu, Suppushan/Kibi
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Hiko/Bunchu
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Dakki/Taikôbô
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Dakki/Chu-ô
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Outenkun/Yôzen
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Taiitsu/Nataku
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Dakki/ChôKôMei
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Dotoku/Tenka
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Yôshin/Koyuuken
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Yôzen/Taikôbô
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Hiko/Bunchu
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Nentô/Ryukitsu (coupable, parce que c'est très rare que j'aime un couple incestueux)
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: GyoKuTei/Taiitsu (mais c'était en doujin, et incroyablement bien dessiné)
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: GyoKuTei/Yôzen
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Hiko/Kashi

Favorite Devotionship: Ryukitsu/Nentô
Favorite Nevermetship: Faut que j'y réfléchisse... je vois pas trop...
Favorite Abuseship: Je sais pas trop non plus... Dakki/Tsuuten ?
Favorite Rapeship: Outenkun/Yôzen ^^;;
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Tenshô/Nataku
Favorite Pervyship: Hum... Dakki/Kijin pourrait être fun
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Yukyô/KiHatsu :-) :-)
Ships you created: Hum... quelqu'un avait fait du Rôshi/Shinkôhyô avant moi ? Je pense, j'avais juste jamais vu. C'est pas comme si j'en étais fière, de toute façon...





"One True Pairing" Ship: Faramir/Eowyn
"One True Threesome" Ship: Je vois pas trop... à choisir, Frodo/Sam/Rosie
"Canon" Ship: Faramir/Eowyn :-)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Frodo/Sam, Legolas/Gimli
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Boromir/Faramir
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Sauron/Ar-Pharazon
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Maeglin/Idril
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Turin/Beleg
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: N'importe quoi avec des orques
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Lorien/Estë
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Gandalf/Nienna
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Aragorn/Legolas
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Beren/Luthien
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Gollum/The one ring (hum...). De façon un peu moins coupable, Fingon/Maedhros (après tout, la femme de Fingon, on ne connait même pas son nom !)
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Luthien/Thuringwethil, Elanor/Arwen
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Aragorn/Arwen
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Faramir/Eowyn

Favorite Devotionship: Gandalf/Nienna
Favorite Nevermetship: Soyons fous, Indis/Arien ! (la faute d'un générateur aléatoire)
Favorite Abuseship: Morgoth/Sauron
Favorite Rapeship: Je me rappelle avoir lu une Sauron/Finrod assez terrible, mais bien
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Mais euh, personne n'est genki, dans le monde de Tolkien ! Disons Fili/Kili, par défaut.
Favorite Pervyship: Morgoth/Sauron
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Aulë/Yavanna :-)
Ships you created: Gandalf/Nienna





"One True Pairing" Ship: Naruto/Hinata
"One True Threesome" Ship: Shikamaru/Ino/Chôji (même si je les préfère en amitié)
"Canon" Ship: Naruto/Hinata ? (on va dire que le canon à sens unique compte)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Haku/Zabuza
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Itachi/Hinata
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Orochimaru/Sasuke
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Orochimaru/Anko
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Sakura/Sasuke (à sens unique, hein)
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Itachi/Kisame
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Asuma/Kurenai
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Neji/Hanabi
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Naruto/Sasuke
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Hum... Haku/Zabuza encore ?
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Les Shikamaru/Kiba d'Isil (couple à la noix, mais elles sont tellement bien...)
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Hanabi/Hinata
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Orochimaru/Sasuke
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Haku/Zabuza

Favorite Devotionship: Haku/Zabuza
Favorite Nevermetship: Je sais pas trop...
Favorite Abuseship: Orochimaru/n'importe lequel de ses sous-fifres
Favorite Rapeship: ... Orochimaru/Sasuke ?
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Sakura/RockLee
Favorite Pervyship: Orochimaru/Kabuto
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Shikamaru/Temari :-)
Ships you created: Rien, parce que je connais au moins une autre fic avec du Hanabi/Neji. Je n'écris pas beaucoup de Naruto, de toute façon.





"One True Pairing" Ship: Hiro/Kisa
"One True Threesome" Ship: Shigure/Hatori/Ayame
"Canon" Ship: Haru/Rin et Haru/Yuki (nyark)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Ayame/Hatori
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Shigure/Tohru
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Shigure/Akito
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Shigure/Ritsu
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Shigure/Ayame, Hatori/Mayuko, Hanajima/Tohru
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Shigure/Rin
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Ritsu/Mitchan
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Momiji/Megumi
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Shigure/Hatori
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Tohru/Kyô
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Black Haru/Yuki
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Je lis pas assez de Furuba...
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Kureno/Uotani
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Haru/Yuki

Favorite Devotionship: Akito/Kureno
Favorite Nevermetship: Momiji/Megumi
Favorite Abuseship: Akito/Hatori
Favorite Rapeship: Je vois pas, là... une idée, les gens ?
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Tohru/Kyô
Favorite Pervyship: Akito/Shigure
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Je vois pas non plus...
Ships you created: Faudra que j'écrive du Momiji/Megumi, un jour...





"One True Pairing" Ship: Juri/Ruka
"One True Threesome" Ship: Juri/Ruka/Shiori
"Canon" Ship: Utena/Anthy
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Mikage/Mamiya
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Tôga/Utena (OK, c'est arrivé, d'une certaine façon... et mes yeux sont toujours là... m'enfin ça aurait pû être pire)
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Tôga/Nanami
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Akio/Kanae
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Utena/Wakaba, Juri/Miki
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Akio/Anthy
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Miki/Kozue
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Juri/Miki
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Tôga/Saionji
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Utena/Anthy
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Du pouillage sur les ombres chinoises !
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Tôga/Keiko/Nanami
Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Utena/Anthy
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Wakaba/Utena

Favorite Devotionship: Nanami/Mitsuru
Favorite Nevermetship: Juri/Mikage
Favorite Abuseship: Shiori/Juri
Favorite Rapeship: Kozue/Miki (meuh si, dans ce sens, ça marche), voire Tôga/Kozue/Miki, mais là ça devient gore
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: Hum... Wakaba/Utena ?
Favorite Pervyship: Akio/Kozue
Favorite DominanceBattleShip: Akio/Tôga ?
Ships you created: Aucun.

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